Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Welcome

Gather round the fire, children and listen to a story... if you dare.

Around Hallowe'en, every four years or so, a terrible creature appears. He has one job and one job only; to scare the most vulnerable and gullible in our land.

He speaks in half-truths and innuedo.

He appears throughout the land and takes many forms. He usually only haunts for around 28 days or so, only to disappear for another four years.

His name is the NDP Boogeyman...

The NDP Boogeyman has friends that help spread his lies and deceit. Sometimes, they print his words and yet other times, they just whisper his lies softly, but with great consternation.

He speaks words like "hidden agenda" and, heaven forbid, "Alberta"! Oh, the horror.

He speaks of homelessness, violent crime and the elderly being forced out of their homes because they cannot afford their medicines.

He speaks of hospital forclosures and of massive unemployment and politically motivated firings.

But the NDP Boogeyman is a trickster. He cannot be trusted. And what he says sounds like it even may be true.

But it never is.

You see, the NDP Boogeyman is merely a creation of devious people who have but one intention; to scare you into believing he exists. These people pretend to care for you, but in fact believe that scaring the most vulnerable in our society is justifiable, but only for them.

Once the lights go on, everyone knows the NDP Boogeyman isn't real. But that doesn't stop those devious people from trying to convince you that he exists.

This blog is dedicated to pursuing and shining light on the NDP Boogeyman. And you can take part.

If you hear or see anything that resembles the NDP Boogeyman during the Saskatchewan provincial election, contact me at ndpboogeyman@gmail.com and I'll make sure it is posted.

And once and for all, let's banish the NDP Boogeyman from our land, forever.

5 comments:

Deron said...

"Once the lights go on, everyone knows the NDP Boogeyman isn't real. But that doesn't stop those devious people from trying to convince you that he exists."

Hilarious. Who's writing this blog, then? :)

The NDP Boogeyman said...

The lights will go after the election...

Deron said...

Uh-huh.

Ever seen The Usual Suspects? "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist."

The NDP Boogeyman said...

I'm well aware of Keyser Söze
...

Louise said...

This site is hilarious. I love it. Keep it up.